I’ve written this list assuming you already have read some info and generally know what you are doing!
How Not To Start Marijuana Seeds
- Right off the bat, it’s probably not such a hot idea to order from Dr. Seeds at all. The guy is such an idiot that I wouldn’t want to give him a penny of my money. Really, you should just leave this site right now and find a more respectable individual to buy your seeds from. Learn more about the deplorable Dr. Seeds.
- When planting your seed in soil, please keep in mind you are not digging a pit to China. The seed only needs about 1 cm of soil on top of it, that’s it.
- When you water your seed after its been put in soil (hopefully not buried deeper than the lost city of Pompeii), try to remember that you do not need to water the thing like you are trying to put out a California wildfire. If you water to the point that your soil is muck, the seed will drown. Don’t overwater the damn thing! Conversely, if you plant your seed and then decide to glue yourself to the couch and watch all 7 seasons of Game of Thrones back to back and allow the soil to dry out next to your space heater, your seed is going to die like Ser Vardis Egen getting chucked through the moon door. We suggest using a mister to make sure that the exact spot you buried your not-too-deep seed is consistently moist (moist, not mud). Remember, if it dries it dies.
- Would you want to lock yourself in an industrial freezer wearing only your underwear? Of course not. Like you, your seed doesn’t want to be cold. If you try to hatch your seedling in a cold window or basement it won’t want to come out of its cozy little husk. Your environment needs to be nice and warm to spout seeds.
Don’t screw up!