Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds
$65.00 – $255.00
Fat Bastard Feminized Seeds are a bold, high-yielding hybrid created from a cross between Goldmember and Monkey Spunk—two resin-rich cultivars known for their density and strong garden performance. This strain lives up to its name, producing chunky, trichome-loaded buds with serious bag appeal.
Plants grow medium to tall with thick stalks and robust branching, capable of supporting heavy flowers through late bloom. Flowering typically finishes in 8 to 9 weeks, delivering large, tightly formed buds that are easy to trim and cure.
The aromatic profile is rich and savory, blending skunky funk, diesel fuel, and subtle citrus—a bold scent that develops more depth as flowering progresses. Buds are often light green with amber pistils and a heavy frost of resin.
Fat Bastard performs well in both indoor and outdoor environments and is especially favored by growers looking for high production, sturdy plants, and a powerful visual presence in the garden.
